Ok, so i was tired and reeeeaaaly bored and there is not much booze around:
Perform the Kabbalistic cross thus:
Touch forehead and vibrate: Dude
Touch gender: Da crib
Touch right shoulder: Da powa
Touch left shoulder: Da sweet lovin´
Touch breast: Da bling an´da swagger, fo´eva an´eva.
Facing east trace pentagram and piercing it with a Mercedes hood ornament vibrate:
Turn to south and repeat vibrating: Olsen twins
Turn to west and vibrate: Scorpion King
Turn to north and vibrate: Snoop Dog
Invoke the guardian principles around da circle:
Before me: Butterfly knife
Behind me: Moonshiners
On my right hand: Arsonists
On my left hand: Weed
Raise thine arms and voice in da paian: Eheieh Shiznit ( i am da shiznit)
Give the signs of swagger witch are described in tradition as:
- The sign of Snoop Dog (traversing the circle deosil with a slightly bouncy walk, really enjoying your company) *Malkuth*
- The sign of da bling (Lifting your lamen up and smiling like a radiator) *Tiphareth*
- Sign of “I pity the fool” (Point and stare) *Daath*
- Sign of da biatch (an “S” like movement with right hand, index finger extended, head “bobbing” from side to side) *Binah*
- Sign of “Whos your daddy” (Slapping movements with right hand while moving pelvis to and fro) *Chokmah*
Repat Kabbalistic cross
Honestly, i´m not sure if anyone should actually PERFORM this ritual.
Damn, i´m going to hell!
Ps: Gematric value of “Shiznit” (Shznt) is 757, hence the name of the ritual.
The names around the circle are Fire = Shin, Gemini = Zain, Scorpio = Nun , Earth = Tau.